I really like that.

So I decided to include something about myself in the members area, and I’m reproducing it here on my blog. I may have gotten a little carried away, but hey, it’s basically my whole life story!

It’s where I come from, how I began marketing online, how I created the Rich Jerk, Bring the Fresh, and more. So if you have 15 minutes, check it out and feel free to comment.

This is about as transparent as it gets…

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For the past 10 years, I’ve tried my best to remain a mysterious, behind-the-scenes, Internet marketer. Throughout that decade I’ve had several six, seven and even eight figure businesses.

During that time, I created an Internet marketing company called “The Rich Jerk”, which sold the # 1 eBook on Clickbank.com for several years. It was a great experience overall, and I learned so many lessons about running a big business. I was also fortunate enough to meet a lot of interesting people, many of whom I’m still friends with today.

But to understand how and why I’ve achieved such great success online, I think it’s important to start from the beginning and mention a few personal things that I’ve rarely shared with anyone…

Okay, here goes…

First of all, I grew up on a farm in a very small town called “Roy”, about 100 miles outside of Seattle, Washington. We had a mule, a horse, 2 donkeys, a miniature bull (only 32 inches tall), a llama, a goat, geese, peacocks, pigs, and chickens. I made money as a child by selling eggs to the local town folk. A dollar a dozen!

My dad was a parts manager at a Chrysler dealership and my mom was a print model and actress in commercials (I always got a kick out of seeing her on TV). To this day I have no idea what the purpose of our farm was, or why my parents purchased it, but we had one nonetheless. If that weren’t strange enough, we also lived amongst many wild deer…and they would follow me home when I got off of the school bus, and I would feed them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my backyard right out of my hand – I kid you not.

Anyway, enough about the farm…

At the time (1987), my mom was always good about buying me the latest Nintendo game when I got straight A’s in school. I turned this into my first business venture. I made money as my elementary schools’ lone entrepreneur; I had the Nintendo games that other kids’ parents wouldn’t buy for them. Then I would rent my games out to the kids for $1/day. I basically ran my own Blockbuster inside the school!

When I was 10 years old, I used my first computer. It was 1988. I was in a gifted program in my school with one other kid named Chris Meyers. We both apparently did well on an IQ test. So once a week, the two of us were bussed to a larger school about 30 miles away. I always felt a bit strange about having a whole bus for just us.

At the gifted school, we were surrounded by the smartest kids from every school in the district, and to me it was a bit intimidating. I felt smart, but these kids were exceptional.

There were around 20 of us or so. We would come up with inventions, advertising campaigns for fictional companies, play quiz games, solve puzzles, etc . We also had access to a few Apple 2E computers and IBM PS2’s. The whole situation was like a playground for brainiacs. The teacher used to tease me because I was never really interested in anything in the class except the computers. I always had to be pried away from them.

One day we were asked to write a letter to someone influential in the world. I wrote to Bill Gates. I thought he was the coolest guy in the world because I was obsessed with computers. Being a bit precocious, I warned him to watch out because I had plans to take over his company someday. I never got a reply, but my mother still has a copy of the letter and I get a laugh out of reading it every now and then.

Back on the farm, things began to go downhill, and eventually I found myself in the midst of a nasty divorce/custody battle. I recall several visits to a mental institute to see my mother in a straight jacket. She was not coping well with the situation, to say the least. That was rough. But over time she got the help she needed. And eventually she met someone else. And when she did, I had to make a choice of who I wanted to live with – my alcoholic father, or my mother and her new husband who were being relocated to a place I’d never heard of – Mobile, Alabama.

I chose Alabama, and unfortunately I’ve only spoken to my father a handful of times since then.

I was a teenager now, and down south I quickly learned that being a “white boy” was going to cause me a lot of problems. In order to get by, I did a complete 180. The straight-A student became a rebellious, fight for my life kind of kid, frequently having issues with violence, drugs, and the police. I went from farm living to having guns pulled on me a few times. And I was no stranger to juvenile hall. I think the 7th time was finally my last. I still often wonder how I made it through those years alive.

I didn’t realize it at the time but we lived in poverty. It was the early 1990’s and our house cost $20k. Dirt roads and dirt yards. I worked at least 20 different jobs throughout high school – Kmart, carpet cleaning, making bagels, washing cars, pumping gas, fast food, etc. But none lasted very long, as I had developed a problem with authority.

When I was 16, I remember purchasing the only infomercial product I’ve ever ordered – by Don Lapre. He claimed to “make millions using tiny little classified ads.”

Here’s the commercial that convinced me to buy:

I eventually returned the program and got my money back, but it did spark an idea. I owned a book about how to make a cable tv descrambler (which would get you free cable), using a few supplies that could be purchased at Radio Shack. I re-wrote it into a short manual with pictures, had some printed up, and sold the plans in the local newspaper using my own little classified ads. I ended up breaking even and eventually gave up, but I was amazed that someone had actually mailed me a money order.

Around that time, my stepdad was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease. Unfortunately there’s no cure for this disease, and it’s very painful. Surgery after surgery, and more pills than anyone would ever want to take in a day. We had some good times watching his favorite football team, the 49ers, but they became few and far in between as his condition worsened.

One night I came home and found him very drunk & angry, stumbling around yelling. This was an often occurrence, as alcohol was his only escape from the pain. But this time was different. He was an ex-cop, and this time he had his 9 millimeter Beretta in his hand, and he put it to the back of my head. I instantly ran as fast as I could to my room, slammed the door in his face and locked it. I called 911 as he banged on my door. Seconds later I heard a shot. I slowly crept out of my room to find my mother crying on the floor and my stepdad laying there lifeless. He had taken his own life. I remember it like it was yesterday.

You may be wondering why I’m mentioning some of these things. I don’t bring them up for sympathy, or to show you how hard I had it. This isn’t a pity party. I realize many people have had it much, much worse. But I think it’s important for you to see where I came from, and to see where I’m at now…because basically anything is possible. As cliché as it sounds…it’s true.

Fast forward a few years to age 19. I was going to college at the University of South Alabama, majoring in computer science, and failing miserably. When I was supposed to be learning C++ code and Novell Networking, I tended to play around with Windows 3.1 and get online to explore the coolest thing I’d ever seen – the Internet. It was 1997 and it was the first I’d ever seen of it. Writing 12 pages of C++ code that would calculate a phone bill didn’t seem very interesting to me. Why not just use a calculator? But I always wanted to be around computers. They fascinated me. The only PC I had ever owned was my stepdad’s old IBM PS1, circa 1984. It had 256kb of RAM. All I could do was run DOS, play the text-based game, “Escape from the Titanic”, and eventually upgrade to 512kb so that I could play “King’s Quest”, which came on 5 ¼ “ floppies!

At around this time, the strangest thing began to happen – as I continually accessed the Internet during classes, my perspective began to change. I realized there was this huge world out there that I knew nothing about. All of these websites from all over the world, and I was talking to people on IRC (internet relay chat) from the U.S. to China. I began to feel like I was possibly meant for bigger things than small town Alabama had to offer. Absolutely none of my friends had any real interest in ever leaving. It seemed their highest aspirations were to work at the local paper mill, or the Pepsi distributor, or in construction. I found that so odd. At the same time, I had no idea where I wanted to go or what I wanted to do – I just wanted a REASON to leave. And just about any reason would suffice.

So this is what happened:

I’m 20 years old. I’m sitting at home watching “Dawson’s Creek”. And I had a huge crush on Katie Holmes. I wondered how I could meet her…until…voila! It came to me – I needed to get on that show.

Now I had never been an actor. Never considered it. Nothing. But I instantly wanted to be an actor…so I could meet Katie Holmes. Makes sense right?

The next day I called u-Haul and soon I was headed to Los Angeles – la la land. I didn’t know anyone there, or what the future had in store. But I had a u-Haul with all my earthly possessions, a 92 Toyota Celica in tow, and $5,000 in my pocket, which my mother gave me as a parting gift. I’m only guessing, but I’m pretty sure it was everything she had.

A buddy named Dennis L’Orange rode with me. Actually he drove most of the way while I slept. And when we finally arrived, there was a problem. You see, I had used “ye olde” Internet to rent an apartment in Los Angeles, sight unseen.

What I failed to realize was what part of town the apartment was in. It was $500/month, which was 3 times the cost of an apartment in Alabama, so I assumed it would be nice. But as I walked up to the building and brushed my way through a gang of unsavory characters to get inside, I felt sensory overload. The smell was almost unbearable. The “manager”, who was apparently drunk, led me up to my new apartment. I didn’t even get inside. The door next to mine was open, and the resident was repeatedly punching his female companion in the face while he screamed obscenities. That was enough for me. I quickly exited and found a cheap motel an hour outside of LA. My friend decided to take a bus back to Alabama the next day. He had had enough.

That night I felt the most alone I’ve ever felt in my life. I was a young kid in Los Angeles and didn’t know a soul. I had no clue what I was doing. I remember listening to “Mayonnaise” by the Smashing Pumpkins on repeat as I cried myself to sleep.

Over the next month I stayed at the Wilshire Motel in West LA until I found an apartment I could afford that was livable. On move-in day a really nice guy saw me trying to lift my refrigerator up the stairs and offered to help. If not for him I probably would’ve had major back problems my whole life! His name is Fernley Phillips. He went on to write several movies in Hollywood, including “The Number 23”, starring Jim Carrey. We still talk every now and then. I’m so proud of him and his success. We used to go to McDonalds together on 25 cent hamburger Tuesdays and load up. We were so broke. We also frequently snuck into theaters for double features.

Fernley introduced me to a woman named K Callan, a famous Hollywood writer/actress, who then introduced me to her acting agent Martin Gage. Martin signed me on as a client for the following reason: He was openly gay and thought I was cute! LOL. Hey, whatever works – as long as I wasn’t required to, ehem…do anything in return. Now I was one step closer to Katie Holmes!

I started going to Santa Monica College and taking acting classes, because I figured if I was going to be auditioning for TV and movies, I should probably know a little bit about acting right? I also started taking HTML classes as well because I still had a burning desire to understand how websites were made. I was majoring in theater with a minor in computer science. Interesting combination?

Over the next few months I crashed and burned dozens of auditions for shows like Gilmore Girls, Touched by an Angel, That 70’s Show, the movie “Dude Where’s my Car?”, etc. I was going up against guys who had done this their whole lives, understood the industry, and had booked major roles before. I was very intimidated, and I actually developed an anxiety disorder. I would throw up before every audition…

Then one day I got the call – I was officially auditioning for Dawson’s Creek! How crazy is that? Less than a year prior I was sitting at my house in Alabama watching the show, and now here was my chance to meet Katie!

Now I’d love to say that I got the part and my dreams came true, but… in reality I was a terrible actor. I had no idea what I was doing, and the casting director didn’t hesitate to remind me of that fact. Sufficed to say, no Katie for me.

Now with my dreams a bit dashed, I went on to stink up another 50 auditions or so for various shows/movies such as the lead role in Spider Man (Tobey McGuire’s part), the lead role in Star Wars (Annakin Skywalker), and many other roles I had no business competing for. I’ve gotta say, my agent, Martin, was really awesome. He got a complete unknown into all of these huge opportunities. I think I got around 60 “no’s” before Martin finally sent me packing. No hard feelings, I just wasn’t making him look good, OR making him any money. After all, it’s a business.

Now I didn’t know what to do. I landed an administrative job at a small investment banking firm because acting wasn’t paying the bills, and my $5k from mom was long gone. My job was basically to set up the faxing software to spam fax businesses all night, every night, promising to take their private company public for $100k via a reverse merger into a public shell, helping them raise capital, blah blah blah (we would later be investigated by the SEC). This glamorous job also included perks like cleaning the owner’s house, his car, doing his dry-cleaning…that sort of thing.

But one day while I was dropping off some things at his house, I noticed something. His tax return was laying out on the kitchen counter. I admit it, I looked. And my jaw dropped. He had made $374,000 in the last year. It was amazing to me because I obviously knew people made that kind of money, but this time it was up close and personal, and I could see it and touch it.

This simple event re-invigorated me with the desire to get out there and put a lot more effort into the things I was passionate about, because I wanted to be as successful as my boss. You’d think I would just decide to be an investment banker and follow in his footsteps to get rich. But I just wasn’t passionate about investment banking. I was passionate about 2 things – acting and websites. And I would no longer settle for half-assing either of them.

This was a major turning point in my life, and what I was about to learn over the course of the next year has shaped my professional and personal life ever since.

The first thing I decided to do was figure out the best possible way to gain an unfair advantage over other actors. They obviously had several advantages over me – whether it was more experience, a better resume, a better look, more confidence, more connections, etc.

So what could I do to figure out EXACTLY how to book auditions over them?

I needed to get direct access to the people who were the decision makers for every acting job – the casting directors.

Almost every actor tries to get an “in” with casting directors, but they do it by sending gifts, or postcards informing them of a show they just booked, or by sending pictures with clever packaging. But since everyone was doing it, and only a few were successful, I was suspicious of those tactics.

Then it hit me – I needed to be in the room during auditions, not as an actor, but on the other side of the camera as the casting director’s assistant. That way I could get raw feedback about what other actors did in the audition room, and perhaps more importantly, what the casting director says about them after they’ve left the room.

However, I quickly found out that casting assistant jobs weren’t exactly easy to attain. First you have to intern as an office “gopher”, basically getting treated like garbage while you tend to each person’s personal needs. Then you work your way up slowly over time. So it would take a major time commitment, and I would have to be willing to work for free.

But I was willing to make the commitment in order to get the answers that I needed. And, I figured that even spending time as a gopher would probably allow me to chat with the casting directors occasionally, or overhear their conversations from time to time. I needed to get inside their heads any way I could.

After applying at several offices, I finally got “hired” as an intern at the office of Victoria Burrows, who had been the casting director for The A-Team, 21 Jump Street, MacGyver and about 100 other shows/movies. I was stoked to be in the company of such a legitimate casting office!

Long story short, I didn’t stay employed long enough to become a full fledged assistant because I couldn’t handle being berated every day by the other assistants. BUT, I did stay long enough to get the feedback I needed. You see, occasionally the assistants would be busy, or unavailable, and the casting director would need someone to “read” with the actors who came in.

A reader simply reads the lines of the other characters in the script that the actor is supposed to be talking to. This was EXACTLY what I wanted, and I was more than willing to be a reader anytime they needed it. I actually got to read with many people who I recognized from other shows. They weren’t big-time A-listers, but they were “working” actors. Guys like Peter Graves, who has done tons of movies, and Kristoff St. John, who has done 700+ episodes of the Young & the Restless.

Actors would come and go, and some would really be great, and others not so great. And to my surprise, the best actor in my opinion almost NEVER got the job. After they left, Victoria would say things like “ Wow he seems like such a nice guy”, or “That guy reminds me of my father”, or “Wow that woman really seemed like she was having a bad day”.

It finally became clear to me what they were looking for. They weren’t looking for good actors. They were looking for someone who already “was” the character.

In other words, they don’t want to see someone come in and “turn-on” their acting ability. They want to see the character come through the door. If they want to cast a bratty kid, they want to see a bratty kid come through the door, and when they inevitably talk to him and ask him questions before the audition even starts, he should answer like a bratty kid would. So ultimately when he leaves the room, they would be thinking, “Wow, what a brat!”… “He’s perfect.”

Once I realized this, I quit the job and sought out another agent. I ended up signing with an agent named J Michael Bloom, who was pretty well known. I just sent in my picture, got a call, went in for a meet and great, and he said “What the heck, I’ll give you a try.” I felt pretty lucky.

In any event, now I was ready to audition with my new found knowledge.

The result:

I booked my first 6 auditions. I did a national Hot Pockets commercial, 5 episodes of a show on MTV called “Undressed”, small parts on shows like Young & the Restless, 7th Heaven, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Power Rangers, and a few other shows on the Sci-Fi channel. I felt like the king of the world.

But what I also realized was that although I enjoyed getting the parts, actually working as an actor wasn’t my cup of tea. 6am call times and 12 hours of sitting in a trailer waiting to say 5 lines was miserable to me. And I felt like I never got to do the part how I thought it should be done. Directors will have you do it their way, and the version that actually airs may be one that you absolutely hated, weirdly enough. The whole thing just wasn’t fun for me. I only enjoyed booking the part, and getting the satisfaction of being the one they picked, not doing the job itself.

During my hot streak I was up for a major role on a soap opera called One Life to Live. It was down to me and 2 other guys, and they wanted to fly me to New York to “test” for it. Testing is when you actually go on the set and film a real scene, so they can see exactly how you would come across. It paid $2k a week, which might as well have been a million dollars to me at the time.

At exactly this same time, I had done something equally amazing to me – I had my first website making money – $300/month. And I’ll tell you exactly how I did that in a moment. But because I was succeeding online (even on a small scale), and because I was quickly losing my interest in acting, I decided to turn down the soap opera. I also called my agent, thanked him from the bottom of my heart, and let him know I was quitting the business altogether.

My heart just wasn’t in it anymore, and the website was much more exciting to me. And Katie Holmes was engaged or something anyway.

So here is how I created my first profitable website:

After I made the decision to deeply investigate how to become a working actor, and I began to see success, I decided to try the same thing with websites. In other words, I would create a website about something I was passionate about, but also look much deeper, in order to get the raw feedback and knowledge necessary to set myself apart from the rest, just like I had done with acting.

At the time, one of the greatest struggles in my life was bad credit. I had several maxed out credit cards that I couldn’t pay back. Many had already been “charged off”, which means the credit card company wrote it off as a loss, and subsequently reported that on my credit report. A charge-off is terrible for your credit score, and I had several of them. And according to my credit report, they would remain there for 7 years, making it nearly impossible for me to get any other credit card, loan, etc. during that time.

I had FINALLY gotten my own computer, so I was able to spend a countless amount of time online. And I typically found myself looking for a solution to my bad credit. I had heard of credit repair, but didn’t really know what it was exactly. So I investigated everything I could find on the subject.

Most websites simply made claims of what they could do. For example they would say they could remove a charge off for $500. But I wanted to know HOW they removed it. It seemed like a closely guarded secret.

I finally came across the most pathetic looking website I had ever seen. It was completely amateur, and was selling an e-book on how to repair credit yourself. This was the first time I had ever heard the term “e-book”.

The one vital thing about this website that struck me as odd was that the bottom of the site had a visitor counter that said there had been 70,000 visitors to the site. This completely blew my mind. I started doing the math. In my opinion this guy HAD to be making a decent amount of money. (Keep in mind that this was before I knew counters could be faked, etc., so I believed what I saw.)

It was shocking to realize that a website so pathetic looking could get so many visitors and possibly be making money selling a do-it-yourself credit repair e-book. I bought the book and it basically told people to write letters to the credit reporting agencies denying/disputing everything. Not exactly great content, but he was probably making money nonetheless.

After taking a few HTML classes, I was sure that I could make a website that at least looked a little better than this one. But that wasn’t enough. I wanted to be able to create a REAL do-it-yourself credit repair guide, with REAL examples and step by step instructions. And I wanted them to be backed up by PROOF.

So what better way to do this than to use myself as an example?

And instead of relying on the countless ebooks and services out there, I decided to go straight to the source – The Fair Credit Reporting Act itself. (FCRA)

I wanted to read the actual law, and see exactly what was true & false.

The document was over 100 pages, and I read the entire thing. While reading it, for some reason I got the feeling that very few people had done this. In any event, I narrowed my focus down to 2 sections – both regarding how & when negative items must be removed from a credit report.

At the same time, I also discovered that there was a similar act called the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA), and I read it completely as well.

The FCRA applied to the laws that the credit reporting agencies must adhere to, such as Transunion, Equifax, and Experian.

The FDCPA applied to the laws that must be adhered to by debt collectors, such as banks, credit card companies, etc.

Both clearly spelled out exactly what steps that the agencies and banks were required to take when a consumer disputes a negative mark / debt as being not entirely correct.

Without going into too much of the boring legal details, let’s just say I discovered a loophole.

According to the FCRA, all disputes must be handled within 30 days, and according to the FDCPA all disputed items must be marked on your credit report as “disputed” within 30 days, by the debt collector. This is regardless of whether or not the dispute is valid. A dispute is a dispute, no matter what. You can dispute the fact that you have a mortgage, even if you have one!

So here’s what I did:

I disputed all of my debts – all 11 of them – credit cards, phone bills, etc., anything that was on my credit report as having had a late payment. Since I knew they only had 30 days to investigate, I sent all of my disputed certified mail with signature required, so I would get a receipt of exactly when the dispute was received.

Here was another key – not only did I send the disputes to the credit reporting agencies, but I sent them to the debt collectors themselves as well, since both were covered under separate laws. I figured this would increase my chances for one of them to screw up and not perform their legal duty within the 30 day allotted time.

So here’s what happened:

All 11 of my debts/late pays/charge-offs came back as “verified” by the credit reporting agencies, and lucky for them they did it within 30 days.

BUT, the debt collectors themselves did not mark my debt as “disputed” on my credit report within 30 days. I made sure to get my credit report on the 31st day after they had signed for my certified letter, and sure enough NONE of them had complied with the law. They were now in violation of the FDCPA and liable to me for damages of $100-$1000 per offense.

Now that I had the upper hand, and I had the evidence, I contacted each of the creditors and offered to NOT file a lawsuit against them, in exchange for them permanently deleting my record from my credit reports. Not one of them budged.

So I went down to small claims court, paid $20 per case, and filed a lawsuit against all 11 of them for violating the federal law (FDCPSA).

Now I mailed a copy of the lawsuit to each of the creditors, again offering to drop the suit in exchange for deletion. A handful of them caved. Not only that, but some of them removed my record AND paid me for my trouble. American Express actually sent me $1,000 and an apology!

Now there were still a handful of creditors left that were willing to go to court. So we did. I was as nervous as could be. I knew I had evidence in my favor, but they had savvy lawyers who may try to confuse me or the judge with a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo.

Amazingly, just before the cases were heard, all but 2 of the companies approached me and offered to remove everything in exchange for dropping the case! I was thrilled. I guess they just wanted to see if I would actually show up.

The 2 remaining stubborn companies were ready to battle it out in front of the judge. They argued that the debts were in fact mine, and that I simply disputed it because of the loophole, and that I had acted unethically. My argument back was that whether or not I acted unethically, I had exercised my legal right to dispute anything on my credit report, and they had simply broken the law by not abiding by the procedures clearly laid out in the FDCPA.

The result:

I won both cases, which included removal of the negative items and $100 in damages from each!

I was elated. I was 11 for 11. I found a loophole and exploited it to my advantage, all while acting in accordance with the law. It was an exhausting, frustrating experience, but I had prevailed.

Of course I knew that my actions weren’t exactly ethical, but if we’re going to get into an ethical debate, perhaps we should consider the fact that credit card companies blatantly market their cards to naïve 18 year old kids who have no idea how credit works. And how the introductory interest rate can go from zero percent to 33% overnight. Kids can quickly get into trouble this way, resulting in serious consequences, such as 7-10 years of bad credit, which will cost them thousands upon thousands of dollars in interest during that time.

I still think they should teach this stuff in school, but perhaps that is a discussion saved for another day.

All I knew was now I had “the goods”. I had 11 case studies showing that my methods clearly worked, and I had more than enough knowledge to write a competent e-book about it. I also had the ability to create a decent looking website to promote it, since I had taken a few HTML classes.

I hope you can see the two parallels of what I did in both acting and with websites; I went deeper than the rest of the crowd and got real-life, raw feedback, and used it to my advantage.

I wrote my entire story into Microsoft Word, including a step by step guide. I then converted it into a PDF file, and now I had my first ebook. I was officially a published author… well at least self-published.

I made my first website at http://www.CreditProvide.com using a very basic WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) website builder that came with my hosting plan.

You can check http://www.archive.org to see how it looked in 2001. I wasn’t exactly an award winning graphic designer.

But what I did was learn “enough” to make it look decent.

I wasn’t the greatest copywriter in the world either. But again I did “enough” to make it compelling and different from the rest.

When I’m working on a project, I’m a firm believer in being able to do at least one thing great, and being “good enough” at everything else required to complete it. In this case, I had a great product (the ebook), and very mediocre programming/designing skills, copywriting skills, and marketing skills.

I think it’s important to note that I also didn’t hire one single person. No outsourcing at all.

I had been reading WarriorForum.com for months (this was 2001). I learned how things worked -how to sell the book through a merchant account and how to promote it using Google Adwords. That was about the extent of my knowledge at this point. I wasn’t anywhere near being ready to tackle SEO, affiliates, banners, etc.

I started off slow, simply using Google Adwords to target cheap long-tail keywords related to credit repair, and I began spending $300/month, which resulted in $600 in revenue. A profit of $300/month. I was absolutely ecstatic. It was working. People were buying my stuff because it was flat out different than everything else. I answered every email inquiry myself and was genuinely glad I was helping so many people in financial trouble. I received so many emails from people thanking me. It felt great.

After a few months I had gotten up to profiting $600/month. And that was exactly equal to my rent. I now had an online business on autopilot paying for my living expenses. That was so amazing to me. Unfortunately I just didn’t have the cash flow to go bigger yet, and I also didn’t realize how much bigger I could go, if at all. I was actually pretty satisfied at $600/month. But that was all about to change very soon.

One fateful day:

I checked my inbox one morning and I had received an email from a company called Virtumundo. They had seen my site and said they were interested in sending an email out about it to their list of subscribers. In exchange we would share the sales 50/50. I had no knowledge of this type of thing but they were willing to do everything, so I said sure! I asked how many people they would be sending it to. They said 12 million… and I couldn’t believe it.

The next day:

I knew that the email had gone out. I went about my day and in the evening I checked sales, hoping to see a spike. What I saw still sends chills down my spine.

Total sales for the day: $90,000.

I was floored. If my math was correct, this 21 year old kid had just made $45,000 in one day. I really can’t describe that feeling and do it justice.

From $600/month to $45k profit in one day. I instantly knew online marketing was the life for me!

Virtumundo would go on to promote several more times over the next few months, and I felt like a very, very rich young man.

Now that I knew this was possible, I scoured the internet looking for other companies with lists to market to. I made a few more deals with similar companies and before I knew it, I had a $250k company on my hands. I bought my first brand new car – an Audi A4, and a 1 bedroom, 600 square foot condo in Tarzana, CA for $78,000.

I had received a lobotomy in marketing. I now realized how much money was out there for the taking – and all the while I was helping people who were desperate. It was win/win situation, and it became addictive. I wanted more.

Now I wanted to learn SEO and get my site ranked highly for more traffic. More, more, more.

At the time, getting a link back to your site that was from a PR9 (PageRank 9) website was like the holy grail. It was almost impossible because only a handful of sites had that status. Sites like Yahoo.com & Microsoft.com. And good luck getting a text link from them! It was nearly impossible. They just didn’t offer it. But if I could find a way, I knew it would instantly make my site a PR8. And as a PR8, I was almost a lock to be # 1 for my most coveted keyphrase, “bad credit”. There were over 100 million competing websites.

One day I was reverse engineering another website that ranked # 1 for a credit related term. Their Google PR was 8. I researched where they were getting links from and found out that one was from FoxNews.com, which was a PR9. And low and behold FoxNews.com had 8 text links on their home page. I immediately inquired with their advertising department and they told me one of the 8 spots was coming available soon for $2,000 / month. At that price I only had one question – “Can I send you the money today?”.

That was an unbelievably low price for a PR9 link. I immediately negotiated a one-year contract with the option to renew, and locked in my spot for a year.

30 days later, I was # 1 in the world on Google.com for “bad credit”. This resulted in revenues on average of $20,000 per month. I can only imagine what the revenue would have been if I really knew how to monetize my site better!

Over the next 3 years I remained # 1. I was on top of the world. I left that site on autopilot and created about a dozen other websites that sold various ebooks about anything I was interested in. I learned about www.Clickbank.com, getting affiliates, and how to do better at Google Adwords.

I built these sites up to maximum profitability and anytime the sales started to slip due to competition, I would sell the sites on eBay.

One of my sites was ForeignPharmaciesOnline.com (which no longer exists). I had been taking anxiety medication ever since my auditioning days, and it was expensive, even with insurance. So I researched foreign pharmacies that would provide medicine to people in the USA without a prescription.

I scoured forums, chat rooms, etc. where people would report on the legitimate companies that would not only send them the meds (more than half just took your money and sent you nothing), but also those that actually sent you REAL meds – meaning they were still in the original manufacturer’s packaging, not a zip lock bag filled with God only knows what.

I bought from several of them myself. And those that turned out to be legit, I asked if they would be interested in letting me be an affiliate. To my surprise, several of them were willing to give me 25% of all sales referred.

Not only that, but I realized that a list of legit, SAFE overseas pharmacies would be worth money itself.

So I made my website a members only site where you had to pay $19.95 for access to my updated list of overseas pharmacies. Now I had a front in (membership sales), and a back-end (commissions from people buying the medicines).

I advertised again soley on Adwords. The first month revenues were $180,000 and I spent around $90,000 in advertising. Another big winner.

Unfortunately I got into the game too late though, and only enjoyed this run for 4 or 5 months. It was 2004 and the government began cracking down on sites that had anything to do with getting medicine without a prescription, even though all I was providing was information – I wasn’t actually selling pharmaceuticals.

The U.S. pharmaceutical industry doesn’t like when people can get their stuff overseas for 10 bucks, when they can charge $100 for it in America. So they lobby to the government, and somebody important finds extra money in their pockets. And the next thing you know I’m being strong-armed by the government to take my site down. They kept shutting down my hosting accounts, merchant accounts, sending threatening letters, etc. Even though I wasn’t breaking any law whatsoever.

And they had gotten to Google too. No more ads about foreign pharmacies were allowed.

So once I’d had enough, I sold the site to someone for $100,000. It still had value because it had some good organic rankings in Google, and that was still allowed. It also had value because a new owner could re-incorporate the company/website in a country like Gibraltar and not be exposed to U.S. government pressure.

I sold the site on eBay and openly told prospective buyers of the risks. Oddly enough, someone who lived 2 blocks away from me ended up buying it. His name was Ryan Kaltman – and that’s how I met the guy who would later become my right hand man at the Rich Jerk company. Ryan later told me that he made his money back on the site, but ultimately gave up on it because he was getting threatening faxes, and he was becoming very paranoid anytime he saw a black towncar drive by his house! LOL.

Another site I had around the same time had made about $900,000 in the past year. And once the sales started slipping due to increased competition, I sold it on eBay for $379,000. That was in 2005, and the sale generated a lot of buzz in marketing forums. Everyone tried to figure out what the site was and who owned it (I had kept the URL private during the sale and only shared it with the buyer). The site was www.TopSiteReviews.com (it doesn’t exist anymore but again you can check it out on archive.org to see what it looked like).

With all the buzz, I wanted to parlay that into something. I was encouraged by many people to become a “make-money guru”, basically teaching people how I had been so successful online.
The only way I would agree was if I could somehow be completely different than everyone else, and I also wanted to keep my anonymity as much as possible.

I found all of the other gurus so funny – such as Tom Vu and Don Lapre – how they flaunted their success.

Check out an old infomercial from Tom Vu here:

So I decided to create a caracature of them, in an over the top, mean, Howard Stern-like character who shoved his success in your face and looked like Leisure Suit Larry.

His name: The Rich Jerk.

This “love him or hate him” character created a HUGE buzz because he was so unique. And the ebook was pure gold at the time, if I do say so myself, because I actually showed proof of my businesses and what I had done. The character may have been ridiculous, but the material was the real deal. And the earnings and testimonials were legit.

According to my research, one of the most respected online marketers was Yanik Silver. I sent him a copy of the ebook and asked him to look at the sales letter, and to consider giving it his stamp of approval. He replied that he didn’t think this thing would fly.

I was a bit deflated, but I went forward and approached another marketing guru – iconic marketing legend Gary Halbert. I spoke with Gary on the phone and told him my whole story. I was so nervous. Sure I had been successful, but this guy was a legend. And being judged by my peers was nerve wracking, especially after Yanik had already given it the thumbs down.

Gary not only liked the whole thing, but he also said he would give it the first and only G.H.S.O.A. (Gary Halbert Seal of Approval). You can see what he wrote here:

After Gary vouched for the me, the forums went nuts, tons of affiliates jumped on board, and sales went through the roof.

$10,000 a day in profit was common, and I had another big winner on my hands. But this time, I wanted to take it to a whole new level. And over the years, through many joint ventures, it became a multi-million dollar behemoth.

Unfortunately though, after several successful years, the old adage “more money, more problems” came around and bit me. I had brought on partners, family members, etc. And the situation became far from optimal. Unbearable really.

Without going into too much detail, I took a back-seat and let others run the show how they thought it should be run. And the rest is history. It’s still chugging along to this day, but I am minimally involved at best. And aside from that I cannot legally comment.

The family situation didn’t mix too well with the business either. I had gotten married in 2003 to a girl I met in an acting class. I brought her parents on board as 2 of my partners at Rich Jerk. Long story short, I’m a divorced dad with two awesome kids.

Now its 2010 and I have decided to “give it another go” at teaching online marketing. But this time, anonymity be damned! And by the way, I don’t call people losers anymore either, LOL.

I’m just me, doing my thing, trying to help others better their lives financially and creatively, so they can spend more time doing the things they love.

I admit, running the Rich Jerk company, I actually became quite a jerk. I lost respect for money, people, customers, and even myself. I went on ridiculous spending sprees for things that don’t matter in life. I rented out the Playboy Mansion for $250k for one night, lived in ridiculous homes, had a garage full of ridiculous cars, and spent money like it was going out of style. And it was all just an ego trip.

I cared more about money and possessions than I did about the things that really matter, like the people who care about you no matter what. The people who stick by your side. Not even necessarily family, because some family members can flat out be no good for you. I’m talking about the people you would probably think about most if you were taking your last beaths.

When I finally couldn’t accept the person I had become, I made my great escape. I sold all of the fancy schmancy stuff, and moved from LA down to a sleepy beach town in San Diego. I called up my friend Mike Long, who has had his own share of ups and downs, and asked him if he wanted to start over with one thing in mind – helping people.

I had always gotten a lot out of my conversations with Mike, so he flew out from Virginia and we decided to just start recording conversations between us to see what would happen. Four months later, Bring the Fresh was born!

And now, we couldn’t be happier. We get testimonials every day from people who have gotten their first site to # 1 in Google, and received their first paycheck from it. People are digging in and changing their lives.

And we enjoy chatting with our customers often. While we’re not necessarily the big dawgs on the porch anymore, we feel like an Indie band with a nice core group of people along for the ride. People who appreciate us, and who we appreciate in return. We chat with our members daily, whether its by phone, skype, email, etc.

But before this starts getting all mushy, its not all snowflakes and dandelions.

We’re nowhere near the smartest, coolest, nicest, richest, or best internet marketers out there. Sometimes we make mistakes. We get frustrated. We make bad decisions. We’re just normal people, and we’re teaching the simple stuff that works for us, the best way we know how. And we’re learning from our members just as much as they’re learning from us.

While we love to stay positive and encourage our members, its ultimately up to them to make the choice to dive in 100% or not.

If you’re in, awesome! If not, we’ll be here.

Come by any time and check out what we’re up to. And feel free to contact me. No guru here. You WILL get a reply.

And by the way, I’d like to thank you for taking the time to read this post. I really appreciate it!

Best,
Kelly Felix

kellysfelix@gmail.com
Skype: thekellyfelix
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Wow this Blog post has taken on a life of it’s own! Not just here but all over the net in forums, email blasts, tweets, other blogs…

So I decided to add some clarity that i think will help everyone, especially since a lot of the new replies coming in are from folks new to our little community here who might not have as much context on what this community is all about…

First off, I am Kelly’s business partner, so I am biased. But Kelly’s earned my trust through years of honesty, value and integrity, which I have witnessed first hand.

I also want to thank all of the folks on both sides of the debate here for the passion that’s gone into each post because I don’t think there’s a single person here posting out of spite…

As in: I sense the palatable desire here for industry wide integrity, and Kelly and I both applaud that motive.

So even if you think I might be jumping on what you’ve said as you read my lengthy post here, it’s NOT because I’m trying to humiliate anybody.

The primary distinction that I thought might have been missed is that this:

Kelly’s Blog post on his site is about an evolution in the way he does business and nothing more…

Some folks might have, again understandably, gotten the impression that since Kelly was in a very reflective place when he wrote that Blog post, that he was admitting to rubbing his hands together greedily like Monty Burns, the iconic corrupt nuclear power plant owner from “the Simpsons”, and cruelly extorting helpless customers for every penny they were worth with an evil cackle, and then clubbing baby seals for fun or whatever 

The reality of the situation, and I’m going to give you my take from what I personally witnessed behind the scenes, was that because of the Rich Jerk persona there was necessarily a layer of outsourcers or employees between Kelly and many of his customers, preventing him from getting live feedback on how they were performing ESPECIALLY when it came to his coaching floors and also somewhat with JVs.

(Though of course that’s always somewhat the case with JVs…the best you can do is carefully research the offer and then follow up with your customers to find out if they are getting results…and nobody I ever met researched as much as Kelly, and I personally worked with hundreds of top affiliates…then after the research and the promotion, you make a decision as to whether to promote again or not based on those results. Kelly did this and the times when his customers weren’t getting value he refused to promote again…even when threatened by his former JV partners with refusal to pay Kelly’s outstanding affiliate commissions…if you read between the lines here you’ll know who I’m talking about, and you’ll remember that unlike most top affiliates Kelly avoided repeating his errors with unscrupulous JVs.)

As far as the coaching floors were concerned, I personally traveled to Las Vegas with Kelly several times as he spot checked the phone sales floors to make sure that they weren’t turning into “Boiler Room” situations…and he repeatedly secret shopped the sales floors as well (oddly enough he would make up a fake order and insert a phony name along with his cell number so that the salesman wouldn’t know, and he would listen to their “pitch”).

When he found abuse, just like with the JV situation, he would fire the phone coaching sales floor and start from scratch.

That said, as he mentioned in his Blog post, Kelly was still highly dissatisfied with the outcome in too many cases, and was constantly bothered by his lack of direct 1-on-1 feedback with his customers.

He was totally sure of the value of his Rich Jerk ebook because he had personally seen so much success from it both in his Rich Jerk forum and from customers he spoke with one on one. But he started to realize that the disconnect between himself and the coaching situation BECAUSE the Internet really is such a golden opportunity for folks to build legitimate organized businesses, and there was no reason not to take things to the next level…

While Kelly didn’t have authority to “pull the plug” or call all of the shots with the Rich Jerk situation, because there were other investors, who together could assert majority control over the business, he did work very hard to assure quality…and in a move that I greatly admired, when he realized that there wasn’t any way for him to bring things up to the standards that he envisioned, he silently bowed out of major involvement and began anew with a blank slate to help evolve the way Internet marketing is taught…including creating a personal one-on-one situation between himself and his new clients.

This evolution with Bring the Fresh removed all of the barriers for Kelly to get raw feedback from his customers, and put him in a position to provide not only encouragement but an “over the shoulder” walkthrough of the live businesses that he’s currently building for his customers.

We’re now very proud of the success that our new customers have had…for instance one of our newest BTF customers now boasts the top ranking for a search term that has 22,800,000 pages and an average PPC price of $5…after 3 weeks with us!

(And that’s after the same customer bought a prominent $800 per month SEO training program that only allowed him to pick up a few longtail keyword terms.)

Kelly is very proud for the success that his Rich Jerk customers had, and all of the appreciation he’s gotten because of it.

On a candid note it’s been a joy for me to be Kelly’s close friend and business partner.
Kelly’s not just a smart and funny business mind, but he’s one of the best friends I’ve ever had, and he’s a loving and playful father to two joy-filled kids.

He’s also the most raw and honest person I’ve ever known…

…The first time I ever talked to him at a party that somehow turned into a JV mastermind 5 years ago, I asked him how big his list was…and he said “Who cares, everyone lies anyway.”

I was hooked on the spot!

…But that said, it’s very understandable to me when some folks mistake his raw honesty as being the actions of a man on death row who only has a short time to live and wants to make his peace! But I’ve actually found his honesty to be so refreshing once you get to know him that now I can’t imagine life without it.

(Besides, what’s wrong with living like you were dying?)

One thing for folks who haven’t gotten to know Kelly just yet:

He’s got a sharp wit and he’s a true sarcastic.

As in: the Rich Jerk was a joke. Kelly didn’t think he was better than anybody else. He was poking fun at all of the Tom Vu clones out there on the Internet.

Undoubtedly some folks will read this post and still feel riled up, and I accept and respect that.

Kelly’s sense of humor isn’t for everyone…and everyone who ends up loving Kelly as I love him doesn’t necessarily start off that way.

I also think that it’s hard for some folks to accept that Kelly’s Blog really is “off the cuff” and that he didn’t plan any of it, including the post that has so many folks feelin’ froggy here today =)

My point is that what individuals are seeing with Kelly is an evolution and nothing more.

We’ve been in business online for a collective 20-years, which is pretty good for a couple of guys in their early 30s, and as we experience new things we try to integrate them into our business and into our lives…

A final example has nothing to do with online marketing, but with diet:

I know one guy who springs back and forth between eating loads of sweets and potato chips and sodas and such, and trying to go 100% raw food with diets…and unfortunately when he tells me he’s on a diet I kind of get the feeling in the back of my head “here we go again.”

Kelly, by contrast, has always taken relatively good care in his diet ever since his early days as an actor.

But he also continues to evolve his diet slightly every year towards more raw veggies, fresher more humane food, and cutting down on processed foods with lots of salt, sugar and the like.

The result is that when Kelly brings up a new recipe he’d like to try out, it usually lands on a plate in front of me within a few days…

That’s a good parallel for the way Kelly operates in business, and it’s one of the big reasons why I’ve chosen to partner with him and not with other folks who have offered to work with me.

The last thing I’ll say is that, in the interests of keeping things down to a dull roar so folks can zero in on the many other valuable tasks for building their business, like generating traffic through the free SEO methods that Kelly’s shared in his earlier posts on this Blog, I invite you to write me or call me personally if you have questions or concerns because while I’ll certainly answer you in public here, it might help a bit to keep everyone focused on providing value to their customers in the online businesses they are creating with the help the members of the extraordinary community that’s crystalized here.

=)

It’s all happening,

Mike Long

mikelongmagic@gmail.com

858-699-2747

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Thanks everyone for your comments. I hung myself out to dry a bit, and it appears lots of people were more than willing to get the broom out and beat me a little… LOL. Especially on Warrior Forum!

No hard feelings here though. I feel good about my decision to begin a new chapter, and I also still feel good about the value I’ve provided over the years via the RJ ebook itself, and the RJ forum – I’ve heard so many good stories about JV’s developed there.

It’s the outsourced coaching decision that irks me, and the email promotions of a few things that turned out to go widely unfulfilled, such as Stompernet and Pipeline Profits. I feel like I stuck my nose out for those guys and they just didn’t deliver on their promises. And that reflects poorly on me. But ultimately, it was my decision to promote, and I take responsiblity for that. I regret those promotions now, but unfortunately no one could have predicted the outcome.

I also regret that the coaching, whether it was a $1k plan or all the way up to a $10k plan, may not have been worth it. I simply do not know, and perhaps I never will. I was told that buyers would receive in-depth coaching from Terry Dean’s materials, but ultimately I don’t exactly know what was delivered. That’s because the deals that most marketers like myself strike with outsourced coaching work like this:

Someone buys a low dollar info-product/ebook. The customer is then referred to as a “lead”. Leads are sent weekly to telemarketing rooms in Vegas or Utah. The telemarketers call the leads and sell coaching packages anywhere from $1k-$10k. Coaching buyers are then sent to a 3rd party coaching fulfillment center that does calls and webinars with the customer. What I feel guilty about is passing the customer off to 2 organizations I didn’t control – the telemarketing firm and the coaching firm. I literally have no idea if the coaching was worth the cost. I made several trips out to the telemarketing floors to make sure they weren’t promising the world, but while the cat’s away, who knows what they said. I only know I got 30% of the sale, and anyone could refund at any time, and many did.

But most of all, I deeply regret taking my customers for granted, and poking fun of them with other big-shot marketers. My ego was out of control, and that disgusts me.

In hindsight I wish I would have kept everything in-house, or on a tight leash with quality control.

I wish I would have put a stop to the corporate greed that occurred with all of the owners/partners, myself included.

And I wish I would have valued my customers a LOT more.

I’m still very proud of the RJ brand I created. I entertained, and helped thousands of people better their lives financially.

But for the past 2 years I’ve been in a different place. I haven’t accepted one dime from any RJ sales in the past 2 years.

And I’ve been working extremely hard on my latest project “Bring the Fresh”, because all I want to do is make sure that it over-delivers tremendous value. So far, so good.

I’m not looking to cleanse my soul here. I’m not looking for praise, or to stir up controversy, or to strategically “position” myself as some great guy. I’d just like to publicly apologize to anyone who lost money based on my actions, and I’d be more than happy to provide free lifetime access to BringTheFresh.com for anyone who got coaching, Stompernet, or Pipeline through RJ (whether or not you think it was a good value). Simply send me an email at kellyandmike (at) bringthefresh.com

Say what you will. Be suspicious. Be mad. Be happy. Be anything you want. I feel lucky that anybody even WANTS to read what I write.

I definitely have a lot of work to do on myself, and I’m going to continue doing that my entire life.

Best,
Kelly

I have about 2 hours of material left to cover, then I will be releasing the videos as a product in mid to late January. This will be the only internet marketing product I will ever release. Of course I will add many additional videos to it over the remaining years of my career as I learn and develop new methods, but they will be free to all members.

Feel free to make suggestions here on my blog about what material you would personally like included, and I will make sure to get it in these last few videos before we go live.

Now back to the Google Sniper method I mentioned in a previous post. I’d like to clarify exactly how I use Market Samurai to find keywords/domains for SEO purposes.

Market Samurai is pretty much the coolest software I’ve ever used. It includes much more information than I would ever need or use to evaluate a market/niche.

The only 4 variables I really care about in Market Samurai are:

1) Searches – I set the minimum to 100. This is the number of times the keyword/phrase is searched for per day.

2) SEOC – I set this to 100,000. This is the number of competing website for the keyword phrase. In other words, it is not “broad” match but “phrase” match. Obviously the lower the better. Keep in mind that there is a big difference between 100,000 and 30,000. If you find a keyword with under 30,000 I can almost guarantee you will get the # 1 spot if you use the backlink techniques described below.

3) OCI – I set the minimum to 50% – this is the percentage chance that these searchers are typically going to pull out their wallet for what they are searching for. I’ve tested this with MANY keywords and found that it is typically very reliable – some of my best converting keywords are listed as 84% OCI

4) Match Type – I always set this to “phrase”. This shows you the real picture of how many people are typing in the exact keyword phrase, rather than the default “broad” match, which shows how many times the word or phrase is included with other words you don’t have any info on.

I’ll also go over getting backlinks one more time as simply as possible.

For information on what kind of site to create and how to create it, check my previous post here.

The backlinking process below has worked for authority sites of mine, as well as simple 2 page Google Sniper type sites. One of my authority sites currently has 124,000 pages indexed and 2,000 backlinks using the simple system below. It gets 1,900 organic visitors every day and is growing steadily as Google continues to index 4,000 new pages per day. I’m detailing everything about this site in the video interviews I mentioned above.

I use the following sources/software for backlinks:

1) SEO Trackbacks – This is the software I use to get backlinks from blogs. I usually set it to 20-40 links per week.

2) The Link Juicer – I use this program to get up to 10 links per day. It’s a conglomerate of about 20,000 aged and unique social bookmarking and content accounts where your links will be dispersed randomly with varying anchor text and descriptions. It also has a 30 day free trial.

3) Angela’s Links and Paul’s Links – These 2 link sources send you a PDF file with instructions on exactly where and how to get 80 fresh new links every month from PR5 to PR9 sites. The pages themselves do not have the same pagerank as the homepage, but they still carry weight based on my experience. I use someone from GetAFreelancer.com to create 100 of these links to my sites every month for $30 per month. So you don’t even necessarily need to join Angela or Paul’s services to benefit from them. The guys on GetAFreelancer.com typically already have access to the links.

4) The Ping Machine (free) – Software allows you to paste all of your links to be pinged as well as all of the ping services you would like to ping to. Make sure you ping the URL’s of every page that contains a backlink to you. This basically notifies Google that it’s there, so you don’t have to wait for them to find it.

5) I make an RSS feed of my backlinks (I do about 20-25 per feed) using html2rss.com. I add the RSS feed to FeedBurner, making it look like http://feeds.feedburner.com/my-site). Submit the new Feedburner feed to various RSS aggregators out there. You can do it on your own, or use software such as RSSbot.

6) I use Bookmarking Demon to social bookmark the RSS feeds. You can use it to individually bookmark your backlinks, but after a while you will have so many that doing the feeds instead becomes much more efficient.

That’s it. Welcome to good rankings and free traffic (AND free money).

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I previously mentioned that I purchased Wordpress Mage and was testing it. I’m sorry to say I was not impressed, and decided to get a refund of this $1200 product. I found the tutorial videos quite lacking and not up to date. Many times I was forced to search the forum to find answers to my problems, which was quite a task in itself, and it didn’t always result in me finding the answer I needed. Sure I could’ve relied on customer support, but I literally had dozens of questions and didn’t want to go back and forth waiting.

As a 10 year online marketer, if I’m having trouble with the software, there’s a good chance a lot of others are too. And for $1,200 I’m not looking for frustration. And did I mention that my Ebay Publisher Account got banned? Yeah, not good. Especially when my other projects are working just fine without all of the hassle. This is just another example of why I believe doing sites right (and under the radar), and spending a little more time on them is the best route.

Be sure to let me know of any questions or material you would like covered in my videos! Thanks!

Kelly

It means a lot to be able to not only hear this stuff, but to be able to reply… as myself.

I’m going to do my best to personally reply to each person. If I’ve missed you, feel free to give me a shout, and we’ll chat for a minute via gmail chat or email or something. My personal email is kellysfelix (at) gmail.com.

I especially love to hear your success stories. Here’s one of my recent favorites:

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Submitted by:

Scott Walker

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This has to be insanity, is this the rich jerk?

Alright, let me tell you a story that you may enjoy. Many years ago I was doing law work just gotten out of law school times were tough and money was low (very low).

I’ve always been an internet fan and was typing in rich people’s names into google (donald trump, robert kiyosaki, etc) and I saw an ad not to buy their stuff from so I clicked on it – it was a rich jerk ad, and I bought the program, the coaching, the whole nine yards.

It changed my financial life. I never became a millionaire like you but I did pretty damn good and make a comfortable living to this date. Anyways, I was on twitter and saw tweet about the rich jerk and i landed on this blog – then I saw the first post where you talked about being him – this is seriously insane.

I don’t know if you read these comments or if you’ll even ever get my comment here, but I salute you for putting out such value. You’re book for a hundred bucks has gotten me 1000x+ ROI and I would’ve gladly paid more for it and feel like I still owe you something.

Do me a favor, if you ever read this comment or somehow get it just reply here (I’ll keep checking) so I know that my voice was heard and a big big thank you to you.

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Hey Scott, I got your message, and I appreciate it more than you know. You don’t owe me anything. A comfortable living is a great thing. And I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt and taking a chance on my advice. Keep on keepin’ on my friend.

I will be adding another post in the next few days clarifying a little more on my own interpretation and use of the Google Sniper method, because I’ve received several emails about a few things I wasn’t specific enough on, or that I omitted altogether. Things in Market Samurai such as PBR and SEOC, as well as a few other topics.

We’ll talk soon.

Kelly

To be honest with you, I’ve known this stuff has been out there for quite some time, but I’ve been “unable” to do anything about it… until now. I’ll go into more detail a little later.

It definitely makes it fun to explain myself when I meet new people and they Google me, especially when discussing potential business deals. After all, what would make someone feel warm and fuzzy about doing business with me more than dozens of reports of me being a shady internet marketer?

So I’d like to address the rumors, and explain what’s really been going on. Because nobody else is gonna do it for me.

Well, where should I start? Let’s go with the basics first.

1.) I am not a cartoon character. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I am a real person.

2.) I am not a 40 year old, tanned Italian guy with a six-pack. Sorry ladies.

3.) I do not drive a yellow Lamborghini. While I’ve had my share of 6 figure cars, I currently only own one car – a Range Rover. It makes it easier to haul my 2 children around (when I don’t have them locked in the cellar). Yes, I’m a single dad.

4.) I do not have a harem of young ladies in my life. Instead of filandering around the Playboy Mansion all day and night, I prefer to have monogamous, long term relationships. I know, I know….BORRRING.

5.) I became a millionaire (on paper) at age 24, and have done quite nicely ever since. But I definitely don’t have enough money to buy anything I want. I do not own a jet, a boat, dozens of homes, or a submarine.

For most of the past 2 years, I was living in a $3.5 million dollar mansion in Bel Air, CA. I had $500k worth of cars in the garage. And I can tell you, I honestly thought they would make me very happy. It turns out, they didn’t. I felt very UNHAPPY, and attracted a slew of new “friends” who were more than happy to hang around as long as I was paying for everything.

Sufficed to say, a couple of months ago I sold the cars, ditched the house, cut-off the friends, and moved back into my San Diego house. It’s about half as nice as the Bel Air house, and I’m much more comfortable. I wake up every morning knowing I’m exactly where I want to be. Who woulda thunk?

6.) Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy ridiculing people, per se. However, I do enjoy making fun of stereotypes. For example, I’ve written dozens of emails that people may have found degrading to women, homosexuals, the autistic, african americans, etc. And yes, those emails still make me laugh. And that was my intention – to entertain. Much like Chris Rock would. I hope I succeeded in that.

I have many friends who fit the exact characteristics I’ve made fun of. I like to poke fun, and sometimes I take it to the extreme. I have been known to laugh at someone else’s expense – like when someone in a Youtube video gets hit in the head by a wiffle ball bat or something. In the right context, I think that’s funny. Sorry.

7.) I don’t party Rich Jerk style. I’ve been to my fair share of shindigs and had some really good times. However, I don’t stand on tables, order 10 bottles, or “make it rain”.

8.) I work – a LOT. I’m not on vacation all day, every day. I did take about a year off not long ago. I got extremely bored and it was unfulfilling.

I enjoy finding new marketing tactics, and testing them out. I like pay-per-click, SEO, getting backlinks, discovering new niches, and constantly checking my rankings and stats.

I’m not really in pursuit of the 4 hour work week right now. Maybe the 15-20 hour work week? I currently work about 40-50 hours per week. In 2006-2007 I worked around 90-100 hours a week and got burned out.

In other words, you can make a ton of money online, but it will likely take a lot more work than you think. Because you may become addicted to it.

Another thing I think it’s important to remember is that you’re always just one person, one deal, one email, or one website away from changing your life. But instead of swinging for for the fences, why not just go for basehits every day, and before you know it you WILL hit a homerun or at least score a LOT of runs in the process.

9.) I don’t come up with “big ideas” very often. Instead, I learn small tidbits of interesting info pretty much every day by reading forums and blogs. Even from people I don’t necessarily like. I don’t copy exactly what they do, because that’s what everyone else does. I prefer to take their insight and tweak it in some interesting way that no one else has thought of. You just have to be able to sift through the BS, and avoid getting sucked into a marketing funnel, unless of course you want to be sucked in so you can study what they’re doing exactly. I highly recommend reverse engineering anything you think is interesting and potentially profitable, and hopefully that has a low barrier to entry.

10.) I’ve burned bridges with a lot of “top” marketers. I tend to tell people what I really think about them. And it got me a bit of a bad reputation amongst the whole IM guru crowd.

In the end it kind of ended up helping me, because a lot of those guys like to talk to each other all day long, go to seminars, do webcasts, podcasts, teleseminars, and just generally celebrate how wonderful they think they are.

And they never call me for anything, which leaves me lots of time to work, play video games, watch a movie, grab a bite, head to the beach, or do absolutely nothing. 

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Well, that rounds out the top 10 basic things I want people to know about the real me for now.

Next time, I’ll be getting into the super secret stuff I’m not supposed to tell anyone about.

And immediately after that, I’m going to lay out a perfectly simple, step by step plan that you can copy to achieve lots of top 10 rankings in good ole’ google. I’m still amazed at how easy it is.

The videos and case-studies are near completion.

Take care,

Kelly

I’ve decided to make this site for several reasons:

1) I want to help you.

I’d like to share free internet marketing tips and tricks that I learn from time to time, that have helped me make a decent living working from home. I hope you can benefit from my testing, failures and successes. Free videos and reports are in the works.

2) I want my life to be transparent.

Having a transparent business is one thing, and I’m happy to do that, but over the years I’ve felt an ever-increasing desire to share my thoughts and life with anyone who is interested enough to read it. Maybe its a selfish endeavor, for my own therapy’s sake, like a journal, but nonetheless its what I want to do. I want people to know the REAL me. I don’t think many people really know, and I’d like to change that. And it’s my blog so I get to do whatever I want.

3) I want a feedback loop.

I want to hear from others – what you want to know, what you like/dislike about internet marketing, what you think about life, love, me, you, your dog, whatever.

4) I wanna talk about what I’ve really been doing for the past 2 years, including everything you ever wanted to know (or didn’t want to know) about the Rich Jerk.

One thing is certain – this blog will be geared towards TRUTH & UNDERSTANDING. I will likely be sued, flamed, etc. And I’m okay with that.

I am not interested in appearing cool, rich, smooth with the ladies, or anything else. Because I don’t consider myself any of those things (except rich in understanding). What you see is what you get.

And by the way, I will try to provide as much free, useful, interesting information as possible with regards to making money online, with very few affiliate links. I will only recommend things I use on a regular basis, and there aren’t many.

So….let the blogging begin. My 19 readers are going to be so happy!

Stay tuned for a post in the next few days explaining A LOT.

Best,

Kelly Felix

The Maybe Not-So-Bad Guy